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He dropped out of school to join the military! lol He was talking about dropping out for weeks and how excited he was about getting to kill people! This kid has serious problems aside from that. He didn’t go to class once this entire term and all he did was play a computer game without sleeping for days. So on Friday I woke up and he had already peaced the fuck out. He left me a stack pile...
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riversupertramp asked: FYI, I've seen Irreversible, and I really like it. Gaspar Noe directed it, he's the guy who should sue Kanye West for plagarism due to 'Ye jacking the opening scene from "Enter the Void" for his "All of the Lights" video.
LOL @ Conservatives
tumblrisforlulz: envyadams-: joshishollywood: mawhlee: They want to change Pi to exactly 3. To improve test scores. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ian-squires/republicans-introduce-leg_b_837828.html lolololol I don’t think I’ve ever wanted something to be an Onion article more in my life Jesus fucking christ what Josh said oh my god can we just change all maths to 3??? PLEASE
iknowitsafineline: Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my resume. However, I did not know that it was my fake resume, created for my English class. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster and the former president of Canada. FML #15334821 - On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am by Almostfunny - work - I agree, your life sucks : 3908 - you totally deserved it : 13990