He dropped out of school to join the military! lol
He was talking about dropping out for weeks and how excited he was about getting to kill people! This kid has serious problems aside from that. He didn’t go to class once this entire term and all he did was play a computer game without sleeping for days. So on Friday I woke up and he had already peaced the fuck out. He left me a stack pile of garbage but that’s fine. I’m glad he’s gone, now I have a pretty big dorm to myself. I doubt I’ll get a new roommate with only 4 weeks of school left.
FYI, I've seen Irreversible, and I really like it. Gaspar Noe directed it, he's the guy who should sue Kanye West for plagarism due to 'Ye jacking the opening scene from "Enter the Void" for his "All of the Lights" video.
It’s not like Hype Williams tried to rip it off and get away with it. It was a blatantly obvious reference to that movie.
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my resume. However, I did not know that it was my fake resume, created for my English class. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster and the former president of Canada. FML
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